Thursday, March 1, 2012

Monologue Jokes About Super Tuesday, Vermont's Crack House, and Angelina Jolie's Left Leg

Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum were the big winners in the Arizona and Michigan primaries. Poor Newt Gingrich. Right now he feels about as appreciated as Angelina Jolie’s left leg.

Newspaper heiress Victoria Scripps-Carmody says she used her apartment to distribute cocaine and heroin. I guess this means there are other businesses in Vermont other than maple syrup.

Super Tuesday is next week and Newt Gingrich says he will shake things up. If nothing else, you have to admire the guy’s confidence.

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