Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Monologue Jokes About Kid Rock Performing at Romney Rally, Paula Deen Dropping Pants Size, President Obama & Chevy Volt, and Angelina Jolie's Leg

Paula Deen says she has dropped two pants sizes. She wants to let the public know she’s healthy and looking for a clothing endorsement deal.

Kid Rock performed at a Mitt Romney rally. The hard part was rhyming blame the poor with I’m a whore.

Rick Santorum said Romney is a bully. Actually, he said Romney was a bully who’s not conservative enough.

President Obama said he will buy a Chevy Volt in 5 years. Obama was like, “It’s a nice car, plus I want to prove you can put a gun rack in one.”

The Oscar telecast was the top rated TV show last week. Just goes to show what can happen when you have a funny host and Angelina Jolie’s right leg.

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