Monday, February 27, 2012

Monologue Jokes About McDonald's Chicken McNuggets and Angelina Jolie at the Oscars

A woman in California was arrested on suspicion of prostitution after several men said she offered oral sex in exchange for Chicken McNuggets. In other breaking news, McDonald’s has a new slogan – chicken nuggets so good that you’re willing to suck a d*** for them.

The Oscars were held last night and a great time was had by all. At least that’s what Angelina Jolie’s leg tweeted today.

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