Monologue Jokes About The Republican Party and Wilt Chamberlain

50 years ago today Wilt Chamberlain did something that has never been done before or since. He scored 100 points in a professional basketball game. He also slept with 5 women - at halftime.

The movie “Project X” opens in theaters today. It’s a movie about an out of control party. As if the Republicans don’t have enough bad publicity.

Monologue Jokes About States Requiring Drug Tests for Welfare Recipients

23 states want to require welfare recipients to take drug tests. The message is clear – leave the bong hits to college students.

23 states want to require welfare recipients to take drug tests. Obviously, drug use should be limited to college kids and the gainfully employed.

Monologue Jokes About Welfare Recipient Drug Tests, Montana Judge's Racist Email, President Obama's Birth Certificate, and the Price of Gasoline

23 states want to require welfare recipients to take drug tests. I guess one of the perks of having a job is being able to hit the crack pipe without the government getting all in your business.

A federal judge in Montana admits he sent racist email about President Obama to 7 people. The judge was like, “Can you believe these are the only people I know who appreciate a good n**** joke?”

An Arizona sheriff says he plans to investigate President Obama’s birth certificate. Obviously, he’ll be able to find the proof that the McCain, Romney, Santorum, Gingrich, Perry, and Paul camps have not uncovered.

Gas prices are up 45 cents since January. That’s almost enough to make Americans get off their fat asses and walk. Almost.