23 states want to require welfare recipients to take drug tests. I guess one of the perks of having a job is being able to hit the crack pipe without the government getting all in your business.
A federal judge in Montana admits he sent racist email about President Obama to 7 people. The judge was like, “Can you believe these are the only people I know who appreciate a good n**** joke?”
An Arizona sheriff says he plans to investigate President Obama’s birth certificate. Obviously, he’ll be able to find the proof that the McCain, Romney, Santorum, Gingrich, Perry, and Paul camps have not uncovered.
Gas prices are up 45 cents since January. That’s almost enough to make Americans get off their fat asses and walk. Almost.
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