Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Monologue Jokes About Rihanna and Chris Brown, College Costs, Girl Scouts, and Magic Johnson

President Obama wants post-secondary schools to be more upfront about their costs. When asked how much it costs to attend, colleges will no longer be able to say - “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.”

Some Rihanna fans are upset that she has collaborated with Chris Brown on a couple songs. Rihanna was like, “Relax, we’re just making music together. It’s not like he’s beating my ass again.”

A state representative from Indiana said the Girl Scouts back abortion and promote a homosexual lifestyle. And all this time I thought they just stood for delicious cookies.

Magic Johnson will start a cable network targeting black viewers. Just what black folks need – another channel showing “Everybody Hates Chris” reruns.

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