Franklin Graham said he cannot verify that President Obama is a Christian. Graham was like, “In case you’re wondering, yes, this is code for Obama is a secret Muslim.”
Rick Santorum said he was a Washington “outsider” while a senator. In other breaking news, Newt Gingrich told his wife he was faithful while committing adultery with his mistress.
A school district in Arizona wants to adopt a teacher dress code. Another school district that will never know the joys of having a kid pen a “hot for teacher” essay.
In New York, a workman was charged with bestiality involving a tenant’s Labrador retriever. The workman was like, “That bitch said she was 21 - in dog years.”
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