Rick Santorum said he’s not responsible for every comment his supporters make. But he’s willing to have that requirement for his opponents.
Rush Limbaugh defended Chris Christie’s decision to fly the flag at half-mast for Whitney Houston’s funeral. Limbaugh was like, “Just because I abused drugs does not mean that when I die, I shouldn’t be treated like the great American hero I am.”
Mitt Romney has called Rick Santorum big labor’s favorite senator. In other breaking news, Republicans see “big labor” as the ultimate insult.
Rick Santorum said Foster Friess made a stupid joke. Santorum was like, “Everyone knows women should put Tylenol not aspirin between their knees.”
In Pennsylvania, a naked man walked into a Walmart and stole a pair of socks. But to be fair, they were really nice socks. Gold toe.
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