Monologue Jokes About Jeremy Lin & the New York Knicks and Mitt Romney & Auto Industry Bail out

Jeremy Lin had a double-double last night and the Knicks won their 7th game in a row. That’s what’s known as a Lin-Win situation for New York.

While campaigning in Michigan, Mitt Romney has criticized the auto industry bailout. Romney was like, “As you can see, I really don’t want to win this month’s primary.”