Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Monologue Jokes About Hot for Teacher Essay, Rick Santorum and Harmful Contraception and Chicago Corruption

Rick Santorum said contraception is harmful to women. Obviously, Santorum has no idea how to properly use a condom.

Rick Santorum said contraception is harmful to women. Santorum was like, “If elected president, I’d show American women how to put on a condom so they don’t get hurt.”

Chicago ranked the most corrupt region of the country. Man, that has got to piss off all those Washington insiders.

A university student was kicked out of class for writing a “Hot for Teacher” essay. On the bright side, he did a 95 on the paper.

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