Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Monologue Jokes About Heart Attack Grill, Chris Brown, and Jeremy Lin

Jeremy Lin’s play has even impressed President Obama. President Obama said, “If Lin keeps playing like this, in no time he’ll be a multi-millionaire playing more in taxes.”

In a tweet, Chris Brown told “haters” to fuck off. If winning one Grammy makes you this cocky, I can only imagine what Adele’s tweets are like.

A man had a heart attack at the Heart Attack Grill. Finally, a restaurant that lives up to its name. Hear that Hooters?

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