Monday, February 13, 2012

Monologue Jokes About Jeremy Lin, Rick Santorum, and President Obama's Budget

Rick Santorum said desperate people do desperate things. Is he talking about Romney or how conservative are still fighting Obama’s birth control policy?

Mitch McConnell said President Obama’s budget is designed to divide Americans. By divide, does McConnell mean into haves and have-nots or 99 percent and top 1 percent?

Carmelo Anthony called Jeremy Lin his team’s “Rudy.” So is Carmelo the one who’s going to tell Lin he’s 5 feet nothing, 100 and nothing and barely has a speck of athletic ability?

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