Monologue Jokes About Rick Santorum, Madonna & M.I.A. and Obama's Birth Control Policy

Rick Santorum’s campaign said they’ve raised $2.2 million in two days. Santorum was like, “Sure most of the money has come from people still convinced that anyone but Romney can win, but I’ll take any money I can get.”

President Obama changed his position on birth control. Obama was like, “It’s a woman’s right to choose, unless, of course, she’s part of some organized religion that wants to deny her choice.”

Madonna is said to be upset at M.I.A. Madonna said she's almost upset enough to give M.I.A. the finger.