The Republicans debate in New Hampshire tonight. It promises to be an exciting event. Gingrich will call Romney a moderate. Santorum will say Romney is too liberal. And Romney will call himself the man who will win on Tuesday.
MP3 players are said to be a major source of hearing loss. When I first heard this, I took off my headphones and I was like, “Huh? What’s that?”
Rick Santorum has complained that environmental regulations are too stringent. Santorum was like, “We shouldn’t complain until there are lots of two-headed babies.”
President Obama is shining the spotlight on companies that have returned jobs to the United States. I’m sorry, I meant to say President Obama is shining the spotlight on the company that has returned a job to the US.
The GOP candidates will debate tonight. Everyone except Romney has promised to come out swinging. Romney’s like, “The Super PAC will do my dirty work.”
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