Australians smoke more marijuana than anyone else on the planet. They may be down under, but apparently they’re also up high.
A new Illinois state law lets motorists salvage fur from road kill. It won’t be long before I get a chance to buy that that road kill raccoon fur I’ve been lusting after.
Rick Perry said if he weren’t running for president, he’d spend more time shooting at a gun range. Well, I guess that answers the question of what he’ll be doing after the New Hampshire primary.
Newt Gingrich said the bias of the news media is why Republicans have to spend so much time answering questions about gay marriage. Gingrich was like, “Why does the media have to spend so much time reminding people we’re against the gays? We’re also against people of color, regardless of their sexual orientation.”
Ron Paul says he admires Martin Luther King Junior. Paul was like, “But I didn’t care much for Martin Luther King Sr. and all other negroes.”
Mitt Romney said the economy is turning around, but President Obama has had no hand in it. Romney was like, “As far as I’m concerned, Obama can only take credit when shit goes wrong.”
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