Monologue Jokes About Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Walmart, and Rick Santorum

A North Carolina man tried to use a million-dollar bill at Walmart. He might have gotten away with it, but he asked for his change in small, unmarked bills.

Rick Santorum says he did not single out black people when he made a comment about welfare. Santorum was like, “But I really do hope that the people who heard me speak thought about black people.”

Newt Gingrich has called Mitt Romney a liar. Gingrich was like, “Liar, liar, your moderate pants are on fire.”