Monologue Jokes About Iowa Caucuses, President Obama, Newt Gingrich, and Mitt Romney

The Iowa Caucus results are in and the big winner is . . . President Obama.

Rick Perry has called Iowa and the caucus process quirky. I believe quirky is code for – they didn’t like me and it’s not my fault.

John McCain has endorsed Mitt Romney. McCain was like, “I concede that no one else can beat Romney and don’t you think I’d make a good VP candidate.”

Obama told Iowans that he is president because of them and the work they did 4 years ago. Iowans were like, “Don’t put the blame on us.”

Following the Iowa Caucuses, Newt Gingrich has stepped up his criticism of Mitt Romney. Romney responded by saying, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game, Newt.”