Newt Gingrich said if he wins South Carolina, he’ll win the GOP nomination. Do you get the feeling he’ll still claim he can win the nomination even after losing the state?
Chris Christie says Mitt Romney should release his income tax info now. Christie was like, “Better yet, make a PowerPoint showing how many donuts a I can buy with all that money.”
President Obama’s team plans to make an issue of Mitt Romney’s 15 percent tax rate. They said they’ll do this right after they find out how to get their own taxes that low.
The captain of the Italian cruise ship that ran aground said he tripped into a lifeboat. The captain was like, “I had no intention of escaping, but took it as a sign that God wanted me to live while others died.”
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