Malawi’s president said women are now allowed to wear pants in public. Malawi’s president was like, “As long as they are hot pants.”
Joe Biden said the SF Giants, not the 49ers, are headed to the Super Bowl. I guess that explains Biden’s earlier statement about the SF Giants winning the World Series by a touchdown.
Newt Gingrich has welcomed Rick Perry’s endorsement. Gingrich was like, “I asked him to be my wingman, but I’ll take the endorsement instead.”
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