Monologue Jokes About Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, and More

Mitt Romney says he probably pays 15 percent in federal taxes. Romney was like, “My math is a little rusty. What’s 15 percent of a gazillion bucks?”

72 percent of Republicans expect Mitt Romney to be the GOP nominee. Only 72 percent? Are there people out there confusing the words expecting and wanting?

Rick Perry said Mitt Romney needs to release his income tax returns. Romney was like, “Mr. Perry, do you really need confirmation I’m richer than you?”