Why Atheists Can't Be Trusted.

INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY

A COUPLE sits on a sofa. Across from them is a CHURCH LADY.

MAN
It’s was nice meeting you. We have a few more candidates to interview, but we will be selecting a babysitter soon.

CHURCH LADY
Thank you and God bless.

The couple shows the church lady to the door.

WOMAN
What do you think?

MAN
I like her more than any of the other babysitters we interviewed.

WOMAN
She’s at the top of my list as well.

MAN
I tell you who I didn’t like. I didn’t like the atheist. When I asked her if she believed in God, she actually said no. Who does that?

WOMAN
I don’t feel as strongly about the atheist thing as you do. But I would say that the atheist and the rapist are about the same as far as I’m concerned.

MAN
Yeah. Church lady is hands down the best and then after that, it’s a tie between the atheist and the rapist.

WOMAN
Well, we have a few more interviews to prepare for. Who’s next?

MAN
Some guy who ran a charity for underprivileged kids. He used to be a football coach.

WOMAN
You can always trust coaches.