Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Daily Monologue Jokes About Lindsay Lohan, Jerry Sandusky, Newt Gingrich and More

Lindsay Lohan lost a purse that contained $10,000 in cash. She wants the money back so she can pay Mitt Romney for losing a bet that her Playboy cover wouldn’t be leaked online.

Jerry Sandusky waived his right to a preliminary hearing. His lawyer was like, “We will fight to the death! Or until a good plea offer is on the table.”

Newt Gingrich has urged supporters to refrain from attacks on his GOP rivals. “We will do plenty of negative campaigning when I face President Obama,” Gingrich said.

Newt Gingrich has affirmed he’s against gay marriage. “Marriage should be between a man and his first wife, second wife, third wife, and possibly a fourth wife,” Gingrich said.

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