Monday, December 12, 2011

Daily Monologue Jokes About Jay Z, Jennifer Aniston, Joe Paterno, Atheists, and More

Jay Z will be the first rapper to play Carnegie Hall. Or as the Carnegie Hall faithful will ask, “Jigga, What? Jigga, Who?”

Joe Paterno fractured his pelvis in a fall. Cancer and now a broken pelvis. Is Joe Pa trying to get sympathy?

Men’s Health has called Jennifer Aniston “The Sexiest Woman Ever to Walk Planet Earth in the History of the Universe Since the Dawn of Man.” A spokesman for Aniston said she would have settled for Sexiest Woman Alive.

A new study says people don’t trust atheists. In fact, the level of trust for atheists is at the same level as that of rapists. Have we become a nation of god-fearing idiots?

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