Sunday, December 11, 2011

Daily Monologue Jokes About Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, President Obama, Mitt Romney and more

Newt Gingrich has called Palestinians an invented people. Rick Perry asked, “You mean like compassionate conservatives?”

President Obama says he does not want to redistribute wealth, he only wants to rebuild the middle class. Republicans have responded by calling him a socialist.

Robert Griffin III won the Heisman Trophy. Thus assuring that Andrew Luck will go on to have a great career in the NFL.

A new study says abortion does not raise mental illness risk. On the other hand, raising kids still drives you crazy.

Rick Perry said Mitt Romney’s $10,000 bet shows that Romney is out of touch with the common man. Perry said he bets Romney $5 that people in Iowa do not go around making such large bets.

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