Monologue Jokes About Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Tebowing, and More

Mitt Romney said Newt Gingrich is unreliable and zany. “He’s also an asshole,” said the 2nd Mrs. Newt Gingrich.

Mitt Romney said President Obama does not know how this economy works. Romney added, “And I won’t tell if I know until after you elect me.”

A group of high school athletes were suspended for Tebowing. The principal was like, “Please win some games before you start acting cocky.”