Monday, December 19, 2011

Daily Monologue Jokes About Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Kim Jong Il and More

Nearly 1 in 3 Americans will be arrested by age 23. We’re a nation of criminals. On the bright side, our street cred is off the charts.

Ron Paul leads in a new Iowa poll. Newt Gingrich is like, “What gives? I didn’t harass anyone or nothing.”

Kim Jong Il is dead. The good ones always die young, don’t they?

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