Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Daily Monologue Jokes About War on Christmas, Mission Impossible and More

Mission Impossible is now playing across the country. I’m not talking about the movie, but the Republicans inability to pick and stick with a single frontrunner.

A California teen was sentenced to 21 years in jail for killing a gay student at the school they attended. He’ll be spending 21 years in jail - where nothing approaching gay ever happens.

This time of year is the peak time for heart attacks. Apparently, the pressure of having both a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year is too much for some people.

The Iraq war is over. Now if we could just get people to stop the War on Christmas maybe Fox News will shut the hell up.

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