Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Daily Monologue Jokes About Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, President Obama, Mitt Romney and more

Newt Gingrich said he loves America more than his GOP rivals. In fact, Gingrich said he loves America so much he wants to marry it and then cheat on it with Canada.

A Pro-Romney ad slams what it calls Newt Gingrich’s baggage. Is that what we are calling a doughy midsection now?

The US Population grew only 0.7 % in the last year. It’s a figure that Romney said he could double or triple if elected president.

In a new TV ad, Rick Perry’s wife called their relationship an old fashioned American story. It’s one where she married her high school sweetheart in a shotgun wedding at her family’s ranch that was also named Niggerhead.

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