Saturday, December 17, 2011

Daily Monologue Jokes

The number of people filing for unemployment benefits last week fell to the lowest number since May 2008. Or as the Republicans have chosen to see it – liberals not filing for benefits in an effort to make President Obama look good.

Snow shoveling increases the risk of having a heart attack. At least that is what the people at the Florida tourism board are saying.

The University of Vermont fraternity that was closed because of a rape survey has issued a statement. They’re like, “Bob is not a good speller and what he was trying to write was rap not rape. Who would you rap against as an MC? We love watching 8 Mile.”

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