Herman Cain said he would like to be Secretary of Defense. Cain was like, “I want to rebuild the military and sexually harass the women of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.”
Half of schools are falling short of meeting federal achievement standards under No Child Left Behind. But at least the other 75 percent are doing just fine.
Kanye West was spotted getting cozy with Kim Kardashian. Come on, Kanye. I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but . . .
Rick Perry said the Obama administration has done a poor job of securing the border. Perry acts like it is easy to secure the border from those sneaky-ass Canadians.
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