Boise State beat Arizona State 56-24 last night. They were playing in the “Why is the #6 Team in the Country Playing in Such a Shitty Game” Bowl.
A Wisconsin Congressman has apologized to first lady Michelle Obama for saying she has a “large posterior.” Posterior? Congressman, it’s called a phat ass.
LeBron James wants everyone to know he is back to having fun again. Cleveland fans want everyone to know that their hate for LeBron never went away.
$1.84 billion in merchandise will be shoplifted this year. And Ron Paul will claim it was all stolen by black people.
Mitt Romney has promised college students that if he is elected president, they’ll have jobs. Romney was like, “I’m not saying it will be in your chosen field, but I do promise you will be working somewhere for at least minimum wage.”
Michele Bachmann has promised $2 a gallon gasoline if elected president. Wow, she’s even crazier than I thought.
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