Thursday, December 22, 2011

Daily Monologue Jokes About Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, and more

Ron Paul says he did not write the racist language used in his newsletters. Paul was like, “While I didn’t write it I agree that you can’t catch a black kid after he steals your wallet. They run like the wind and only stop to pick up their welfare checks.”

Mitt Romney and Rick Perry’s wives appear in new TV ads where they talk about their long term relationships with their husbands. Newt Gingrich’s wife appears in an ad where she says the only thing that is forever are the diamonds Newt gave her.

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