Saturday, December 24, 2011

Daily Monologue Jokes About Air Jordans, Ron Paul, and Newt Gingrich

All over the country consumers rioted and were arrested during a rush to buy the new Air Jordans. Nike is decrying the violence – at least publicly.

Most Republican are urging Americans to help those in need this holiday season. Ron Paul is like, “The weak black kid you feed today is the strong black kid who will rob you tomorrow.”

Newt Gingrich wants Ron Paul to explain the racist newsletters. Gingrich is like, “Come one, Ron, I thought we all agreed not to use straight racist language but to speak in racist code instead.”

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