Herman Cain accuses Rick Perry’s camp of leaking stories about sexual harassment allegations. When asked if that’s true, a spokesman for Perry pulled a Sgt. Shultz and said, “I know nothing, nothing!”
Michele Bachmann is offering autographed books to donors. It’s really cute how she signs them using different colored crayons.
Michele Bachmann took a shot at Herman Cain by saying, “This year we can’t have surprises with our candidate.” She added, “Everyone knows I’m stupid so there will be no surprises here.”
Justin Bieber has been accused of fathering a child. A spokesman for Bieber said, “Baby, baby, baby, uh-oh!”
Kim Kardashian cancelled the remainder of her Australian speaking engagement. In a statement to the press she said, “Can you imagine how much more money I’ll make stateside?”
Kim Kardashian’s mom says Kris Humphries is wrong to ask for the ring back. She says he should chalk it up to the cost of doing business with the Kardashians.
Lindsay Lohan is headed back to jail. A spokesman said that jail time might hurt her acting career. On the bright side, her street cred is going to be better than ever.
With no NBA games to bet on, Las Vegas sportsbooks could see a 15-18 percent drop in wagering. They are offering 4-1 odds on that.
Rick Perry’s campaign said that Mitt Romney’s people leaked stories about Herman Cain’s sexual harassment allegations. Romney’s camp has denied any involvement, saying they planned to leak the news next year.
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