One of the women who accused Herman Cain of sexual harassment now wants to tell her side of the story. Her lawyer said, “Sure she was paid to keep quiet, but this could be the biggest thing since sliced pizza.”
Bank of America announced it will not charge customers a monthly $5 debit card fee. The bank has vowed instead to find a less transparent way to fleece its customers.
A consumer watch dog website said WalMart has unique model numbers on electronics so when it promises that you will not find the model for less any place else - you won’t. In the business this is called the old PT Barnum sales technique.
Herman Cain’s wife is in talks to give a nationally televised interview on Fox News. The interview will take place as soon as Clarence Thomas gives his okay for Mrs. Cain to say “high tech lynching” on the air.
Conservatives are now comparing Herman Cain to Clarence Thomas. They say this is the sequel in the liberal media’s attack against black conservatives. Sequel? What is this - Fear of a Black Penis II?
The New York Times has reported that one of Herman Cain’s accusers was paid a year’s salary as severance pay. Current Cain employees are now scratching their chins and saying, “A year’s salary, huh?”
Kim Kardashian said she married too quickly. She says she got caught up in the hoopla. This is believable, especially if in some foreign language hoopla means sneaky quest for money and fame.
Since Herman Cain has been accused of sexual harassment, he has received campaign donations of nearly $400,000. The director of campaign fundraising is now hoping the number of women coming out of the woodwork will swell to Tiger Woods like proportions.
A pro-Obama group said if Mitt Romney is elected president, the middle class would be adversely affected. From his private office in an exclusive gated community, Romney dismissed the group as stoking class warfare.
A rep for Kim Kardashian says Kris Humphries was chasing fame in his relationship to Kardashian. And if anyone knows about people chasing fame, it is the people who work with the Kardashians.
Republicans says Herman Cain can survive this sexual harassment scandal. All he needs to do is come up with enough cash to buy the silence of the women a second time.
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