Herman Cain Press Conference Skit

INT. PRESS CONFERENCE – DAY

Herman Cain at the podium being asked questions by the press.

REPORTER
Mr. Cain, are you saying that you didn’t make suggestive comments to the four women who have alleged you sexually harassed them?

CAIN
That is correct.

REPORTER
Why do you think they are saying you said things to them?

CAIN
Well, in the 1990s, I loved Sir Mix–A-Lot. Used to sing his songs in my office all the time.

REPORTER
(doubting) Really?

CAIN
Oh, you don't believe. Yo, DJ, kick that shit.

The bass line for SIR MIX-A-LOT’s “Baby Got Back” begins to play. Cain grabs the mic and holds it like an MC.

CAIN
(rapping) I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face. You get sprung!

(laughs) Ha ha ha.

(raps again) My boys tried to warn me, but that butt that you got makes me so horny!

CAIN crosses his arms and goes into a rap pose.

He then puts the microphone back in the holder and becomes business-like again.

CAIN
Next question.