Monologue Jokes About Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Walmart Pepper Spraying, and more

Newt Gingrich has been endorsed by New Hampshire’s largest newspaper, but Mitt Romney isn’t upset. Why would he be – Romney’s new TV ad makes it seem as though he received the endorsement.

President Obama’s critics are upset that the president didn’t mention God in his Thanksgiving Day speech to the nation. The critics said God likes to take as much credit as possible for Americans being thankful that Native Americans were displaced from their land.

The woman accused of pepper spraying Walmart customers during the Black Friday sale might not be charged with a crime. A spokesman for the police said, “We of all people understand that sometimes non-lethal force is both appropriate and necessary.”