Michele Bachmann has received an apology from NBC, but says she wants more. NBC is punishing Jimmy Fallon’s band by making them write Bachmann an original song titled “Honest Ass Bitch.”
As expected, Black Friday sales were full of excitement. There were people who were Tasered, people slammed to the ground, people who got shot, people who were peppered sprayed. And that was just at my neighborhood Walmart.
There was so much violence at Walmart stores on Black Friday, next year Walmart will call it their Black and Blue Friday sale.
There was so much violence at Walmart stores on Black Friday, Walmart’s slogan next year will be “Sales so good people are willing to get hurt for them.
A lady in Arkansas lost her pants during a scuffle at Walmart for $2 waffle makers. Wait, a $2 waffle maker? That’s totally worth it.
NBA owners and players have reached a tentative labor agreement to end the 149-day lockout. And you know what they say - The only thing better than celebrating the birth of Jesus on Christmas Day is watching an NBA triple-header.
Daimler said it will stop making its ultra luxury Maybach brand after 2013. Rappers everywhere are upset because they’ll now have to find words to rhyme with Rolls Royce.
Critics have complained that President Obama did not mention God in his Thanksgiving speech. I don’t know about you, but I’m thankful America is full of people who have nothing better to complain about.
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