Today is Cyber Monday, but I didn’t shop online. I prefer Black Friday where there’s a chance I might be pepper sprayed, Tasered, or trampled to death.
A 200-pound third grader in Ohio was taken away from his mother and placed in foster care - thus ending his lifelong dream of playing football for the Ohio State Buckeyes.
A college professor pleaded not guilty to charges of viewing child porn on a plane. The professor said he wasn’t watching porn, just videos of Jerry Sandusky taking showers with young boys.
The cost to buy all the items in the “12 Days of Christmas” song is now $101,119. I guess I know what my wife won’t be getting this Christmas.
The NBA will begin its season on Christmas Day. That’s such a relief because it was looking like I might have to spend Christmas Day having meaningful conversation with my family.
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