Monologue Jokes About Herman Cain, Mitt Romney and more

A woman in Georgia claims she had a 13-year affair with Herman Cain. Or as she calls it – over a decade of getting the free sausage special.

The Georgia woman said she came forward because of how the women who said Cain sexually harassed them were treated. She can’t believe one woman was offered a job and all she got were free pizza coupons.

Herman Cain is said to be reassessing his campaign. Or as his lawyer calls it – planning an exit before more of Cain’s hoes come forward.

The Democratic National Committee is said to be focusing their attention on Mitt Romney. They’re looking for dirt on Romney. So far they’ve found 3 women who willing to come forward and say Romney – get this - drank coffee with them.