Sunday, November 13, 2011

Monologue Jokes about Herman Cain, Rick Perry, and Michele Bachmann

The CDC reports that most smokers want to quit. This is something Rick Perry understands. He wants to quit saying silly things, but no matter how hard he tries, he keeps coming up short.

Michele Bachmann’s campaign accuses CBS News of bias. A spokesman for Bachmann said, “Because GOP voters have ignored her, is no reason for CBS to do the same.”

Herman Cain said as president he’d be in favor of waterboarding. In fact, he said he knows four women he’d like to waterboard right now.

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