Saturday, November 12, 2011

Monologue Jokes about Rick Perry, Republicans, Mitt Romney, and Sasha Grey

Government health experts say every child should be tested for high cholesterol before puberty – especially the ones whose blood type is gravy.

A school is under fire for allowing a former porn star read to students. What were they thinking letting her read Huckleberry Finn to kids?

A new CBS News poll said Cain, Perry and Romney are in a 3 way tie for the nomination. All are dealing with crises. For Cain it’s sexual harassment charges. For Perry it’s the inability to think, and for Romney it’s - being Mitt Romney.

A new study says having sex with animals can lead to penile cancer. I’m thinking when you’re having sex with animals penile cancer is the least of your worries.

There’s a GOP debate in South Carolina tonight. Or as Rick Perry likes to think of it, a chance to show America he’s still willing to be the butt of their jokes.

A new study says having sex with animals can lead to penile cancer. Is that the information needed to put a stop to all that man on sheep action?

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