Tuesday, November 8, 2011

10 Things Herman Cain Says He Did Not Say to Woman #4

1. Does the carpet match the drapes?

2. Say hello to my little friend.

3. Mr. Happy needs mouth to mouth resuscitation.

4. I always wanted to be a gynecologist.

5. My hands are always kind of cold, sorry.

6. You scratch my genitals, I’ll scratch yours.

7. Back seat of my Jeep, let’s swing an episode.

8. I know you got a man, but what’s that gotta to do with me?

9. Is there wall-to-wall carpeting or hardwood floors?

10. I’ve got Jungle Fever!

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