Herman Cain said he did not recognize Sharon Bialek when he saw her during her press conference with Gloria Allred. Then again, he could only see her face and everyone knows Cain is an ass man.
On Tuesday, Herman Cain called Sharon Bialek a troubled woman. Then he sent her his business card and said, “You sound like someone who could use help finding a job.”
Now that she’s lost 30 pounds, Mariah Carey is now a spokeswoman for Jenny Craig. I’m not impressed. If Jenny Craig wants to impress me, then they should help Chris Christie become svelte.
The federal government unveiled an initiative to get low-cost computers and high-speed Internet in the homes of low-income students and families. Obviously, someone believes the poor should have access to Internet porn like the rest of us.
President Obama has ordered the government to reduce spending in areas deemed wasteful. As soon as Joe Biden heard this, he started looking for another job.
Despite pleas from fans to fire Kim Kardashian, Tyler Perry says she still has a part in his next movie. Apparently, he’s trying to end his career as well.
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