Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Today's Monologue Jokes

The gloves came off at the Republican debate in Las Vegas. You know things are heated when Romney has to bitch slap Perry.

At Tuesday’s debate, Republicans pointed out that Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 tax plan would boost taxes on most Americans. Cain replied, “Not rich motherfuckers like us.”

The Occupy Oakland tent city has attracted rats. Or as they’re commonly known in those parts – informants for the government.

The US Postal Service is looking for ways to boost revenue. They may begin to issue fishing licenses, accept utility bill payments, and test for STDs.

On Saturday, Tone Loc collapsed during a concert in Atlanta. I guess you can’t blame him for being shocked he was actually booked for a show.

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