Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Today's Jokes

At a press conference, Rick Perry said Americans should not support a flip flopper. I disagree. Personally, I support Netflix’s decision to scrap Qwikster.

The Detroit Lions are 5-0 and team merchandise is enjoying record sales. People feel that by wearing Lions gear, they'll be winners, too. I guess that explains why the Underwear Bomber showed up in court wearing Lions briefs.

Neighbors called the police to Paul McCartney’s house, saying his wedding celebration was too noisy. Man, some people really get upset when you don’t invite them to your wedding.

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