Monday, October 10, 2011

Today's Jokes

In Eastern Ohio, Amish people are being attacked. Several Amish men have had their beards and hair cut by attackers. Police suspect former Amish members are to blame for the attacks, especially since the attackers are using wooden scissors and escaping in horse-drawn buggies.

Rolling Stone magazine readers have voted “We Built This City” by Starship as the worse song of the 1980s. In other 80s music news, Culture Club has announced plans for a revival tour.

Dayton, Ohio has announced that it’s an immigrant friendly city. The city’s new slogan is Welcome to Dayton. This replaces Dayton’s old slogan – Rust Belt city with little to offer.

A government panel said healthy men should no longer receive PSA blood tests as part of routine cancer screenings, saying such tests do more harm than good. Men everywhere are waiting to hear the panel say doctors sticking fingers in their butts also does more harm than good.

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