Sunday, October 30, 2011

Monologue Jokes about Texas Rangers, Redbox, Herman Cain, and more

11 World Series titles for the St. Louis Cardinals. That’s more rings than fingers. But I bet Texas would be more than happy to give St. Louis the finger.

The Associated Press says Herman Cain’s top adviser has a “checkered past.” Were we expecting anything less from a guy who smokes in a campaign video?

Redbox is the latest movie rental company to raise prices only to find their stock fall as a result. This is now known as pulling a Netflix.

The Northeast is expected to see lots of snow this weekend. Is this Mother Nature’s way of saying, no more candy for America’s fat kids.

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