Redbox has raised the price of movie rentals by 20 percent. A spokesman for Redbox said, “Please, please, please don’t be mad at us.”
A Herman Cain campaign video featuring one of his advisers smoking a cigarette has attracted over 1 million views on YouTube. A video with the same man clipping his toe nails is also a big hit. Man, Republicans really do know how to party.
Tickets for the Lincoln-Douglas debate between Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich will start at $200 and be as much as $1000 each. That’s a pretty pricey sleep aid.
Charlie Sheen has inked a deal with FX to appear in a show called Anger Management. So Charlie Sheen is doing reality TV now?
Consumer Reports said mislabeled fish leaves millions of Americans clueless about what kind of fish they’re really buying. Consumer Reports also said that consumers would be better off spending their money on tasty cheeseburgers.
A victory was within the Texas Rangers grasp, but slipped away when the St. Louis Cardinals came back to win game 6. Boy, can Rick Perry relate.
Bernie Madoff says he’s happier being in prison. Instead of him screwing other people, he’s the one being screwed.
Game 7 of the World Series is tonight. Or as it will be referred to in Texas – The game after the one we blew.
The US economy grew 2.5 percent in the 3rd quarter. Economists said this is good news for everyone, except Republican presidential candidates.
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