In his first TV ad, Rick Perry promises to create 2.5 million jobs. Will it really take that many people to help him sound articulate?
In his memoir, Herman Cain said he would like his Secret Service code name to be cornbread. I guess breadsticks would be too obvious.
Rick Perry’s campaign said he may skip some of the debates. A spokesman for Perry said the less Perry speaks, the better his chances.
A Zimbabwe man caught having sex with a donkey claimed the donkey was a prostitute that changed into a donkey. Not only did he think up an excuse on the spot, he wrote a new fairy tale – the ass and the idiot.
Herman Cain has been accused of using language that plays off old racial stereotypes. Cain has told his critics to kiss his “natural black ass.” Oh, yeah, that gonna silence his critics.
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